Whenever you hear the word “tumblr” at school.

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SEX??

This sex, is sex, how sex, u sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 secs. Read it again but don’t say sex :)

PASSWORD??!!

**Types in password** ‘Password incorrect’ ‘Huh?’ **types it in again** ‘Password incorrect’ ‘But that IS my password’ **types it in again** ‘Password incorrect** ‘b**ch that IS my password! Im gonna throw this thing out the fu… oh wait, caps lock.’

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Beckworth Preparatory School is a school for both humans and supernaturals, existing on north of Aberdeen, Scotland. Layers protection wards prevent trespassers from entering the school premesis, and to keep students and teachers inside, at the same time. Portals shield Beckworth Prep from the human world to prevent the humans from discovering our long-kept secrets. Nobody has ever tried to test and challenge Beckworth Prep’s first class security system. Until now.

The annoying shrieks of the alarm system woke me up from me half-an-hour sleep. My eyes, being sore an all, remained closed, even when I jumped out of bed and reached for the stake hidden somewhere underneath my large pillow. I felt something touch my arm, and my eyes snapped open, with my stake up in an attacking position.

With her unmade hair, sleeping clothes, and eyes half closed, Cassidy Churchsteel stood in front of me with her most gloomy face yet